marbleloverofcock

Someone get me more followers for my birthday

I was just attacked by a fuckload of starkid feels and the tears, they just keep falling.

Yay happy birthday Kripke

I swear to fucking god if someone doesn’t acknowledge the fact that I have legitimate social anxiety I’m going to cut a bitch because no one will take me seriOUSLY

secretlyjohnwatson:

DO YOU EVER JUST START AN EPISODE AND YOU’RE LIKE

I KNOW THIS EPISODE TUMBLR TALKS ABOUT THIS EPISODE

(via touching-the-booty)

I apologize for anything I may or may not do while I am extremely excited or tired because I turn into a complete assface k thank

Do you ever just want to take a bath with someone? Like not even a sexy bath just a relaxing, mellow bath with bubbles and cuddling

HahahhAhahahAHhaHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE A BUGBKITE ON MY WRIST AND IT HRTS AND I’M AC@TUALLY GOING TO START CRYING

I wonder what it’s like being pizzaforpresident